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So true
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“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))
“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;”
Oh…
“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…
“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.
“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY
“When she got back to the Cheshire Cat, she was surprised to find quite the crowd gathered round it: there was a dispute going on between the executioner, the king, and the queen, who were all talking at once, while all the rest were quite silent, and looked very uncomfortable.”
Hm.
“Hi Evan, I’ll be right with you,” the waitress at the small diner Evan liked to frequent said.
That’s from Winter Town. Which is a good book. I suggest you read it.
What it says for my life I’m not really sure.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
I’m never getting laid.“Take care of your son”
FUCK
“That dog almost bit me!”
no„„,
“So, do you ADMIRE your father for surviving?”
Butler raised an eyebrow.” You know what they say; you can never have too much cash.”
Oh my
He lived out there, eight miles from any neighbor, in masculine solitude in what might be called the halfacre gunroom of a baronial splendor.
Fuck it, I’m done with this shit.
“Right,” Buckley said.
HAHAHA!!!!!
Favorite tscc scenes → Breaking Sarah Connor out of jail
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